Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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