Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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