then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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