You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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