awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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