then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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