Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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