What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we made out on top of his cat.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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