wakey wakey hands off snakey
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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