what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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