Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think people are normalizing furries
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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