I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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