this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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