Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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