I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
