every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
We got so high we made milksteak
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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