White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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