If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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