i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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