The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
nutella sex= disaster
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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