She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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