So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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