I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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