We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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