Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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