Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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