Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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