Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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