please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Everything about him screamed your future.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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