If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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