Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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