'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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