you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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