I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
