Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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