They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm too high and old for this...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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