You really coming over, don't trick.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
