do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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