I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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