Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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