Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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