two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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