He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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