what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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