For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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