he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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