Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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