Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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