real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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