In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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