In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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