I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Randomize
