mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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