doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
is it fun? or sober?
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