It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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